Midpinmis is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciless unicorn.

Midpinmis created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Midpinmis, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Midpinmis, it will turn you into a frog.

Midpinmis' most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Midpinmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not eat nuts.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Feed all hungry hamsters.

5. Never leap in holy places.