Rawyogwap is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, resourceful wolf.

Rawyogwap created vertebrates eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rawyogwap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rawyogwap, it will send minions to preach to you.

Rawyogwap's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Rawyogwap's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Rawyogwap.

2. Do not keep five eagles in a large pit.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never wear jumpers.