Hammotlun is a god.

She takes the form of a small, resourceful goat.

Hammotlun created carbon two million years ago.

If you believe in Hammotlun, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hammotlun, she will jump up and down on your head.

Hammotlun's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Hammotlun's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat turnips.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not keep eight snails in a large pit.

5. Never hurt moths.