Figrilciss is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unsympathetic scorpion.

Figrilciss created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Figrilciss, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Figrilciss, it will be mildly annoyed.

Figrilciss' most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Figrilciss' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.