Gedtomsadladlimflatrullpit is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, witty mongoose.

Gedtomsadladlimflatrullpit created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedtomsadladlimflatrullpit, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gedtomsadladlimflatrullpit, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gedtomsadladlimflatrullpit's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Gedtomsadladlimflatrullpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near dogs while wearing red rings and balancing eight silicon spheres on your chest.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not take Gedtomsadladlimflatrullpit's name in vain.

5. Always look after injured nematodes.