Cudtunbad is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, benevolent warg.

Cudtunbad created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudtunbad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cudtunbad, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cudtunbad's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Cudtunbad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about sharks.

4. You must never eat coconuts.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.