Vadcetfun Cudruttdoss
is a god.
She takes the form of a massive, confident
tortoise
.
Vadcetfun Cudruttdoss
created a photon nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vadcetfun Cudruttdoss
, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Vadcetfun Cudruttdoss
, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Vadcetfun Cudruttdoss'
most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.
Vadcetfun Cudruttdoss' Holy Commandments
1. Do not wear yellow clothing.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Run away from pink swans, for they are unholy.
4. Never go into fawn rooms.
5. Do not speak about limes.
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