Getgepkim is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, happy
wasp.
Getgepkim created the solar system three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Getgepkim, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Getgepkim, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Getgepkim's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Getgepkim's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt eagles.
2. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.
3. Never wear rings.
4. Run away if four horses approach from the west.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.