Benbogdidtapbopquagnutt
is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, pitiless
octopus
.
Benbogdidtapbopquagnutt
created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Benbogdidtapbopquagnutt
, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Benbogdidtapbopquagnutt
, it will turn you into a rat.
Benbogdidtapbopquagnutt's
most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.
Benbogdidtapbopquagnutt's Holy Commandments
1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Always help sick snakes.
5. Never skip in holy places.
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