Benbogdidtapbopquagnutt is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, pitiless octopus.

Benbogdidtapbopquagnutt created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Benbogdidtapbopquagnutt, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Benbogdidtapbopquagnutt, it will turn you into a rat.

Benbogdidtapbopquagnutt's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Benbogdidtapbopquagnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always help sick snakes.

5. Never skip in holy places.