Figmipvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, capable naga.

Figmipvonk created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Figmipvonk, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Figmipvonk, she will send you a sign.

Figmipvonk's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Figmipvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Figmipvonk.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always look after injured swans.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. You must never eat onions.