Figmipvonk is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, capable
naga.
Figmipvonk created the cosmos six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Figmipvonk, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Figmipvonk, she will send you a sign.
Figmipvonk's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Figmipvonk's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Figmipvonk.
2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Always look after injured swans.
4. Do not shave your chest.
5. You must never eat onions.