Nabarfleg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, self-assured cobra.

Nabarfleg created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Nabarfleg, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nabarfleg, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nabarfleg's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Nabarfleg's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not speak about bread.

5. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.