Fagyart is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, kind bird.

Fagyart created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagyart, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fagyart, he will turn you into a mole.

Fagyart's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Fagyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fagyart's name in vain.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not hurt horses.

5. Do not eat bananas.