Ranbissdag is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, overgenerous
pig.
Ranbissdag created a charm quark eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Ranbissdag, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Ranbissdag, he will turn you into a rock.
Ranbissdag's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Ranbissdag's Holy Commandments1. Learn three new languages a year.
2. Always help hamsters in need.
3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Ranbissdag in the centre of the settlement.
4. Do not hurt squirrels.
5. Do not dye your hair fawn.