Weelargsom is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise pig.

Weelargsom created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weelargsom, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Weelargsom, it will be mildly annoyed.

Weelargsom's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Weelargsom's Holy Commandments

1. Put Weelargsom first in all things.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Never think about quantum gravity.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.