Busweetip is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, resourceful grasshopper.

Busweetip created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Busweetip, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Busweetip, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Busweetip's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Busweetip's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Busweetip in the centre of the settlement.