Dodnarlcussxuckdap is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, grumpy mouse.

Dodnarlcussxuckdap created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodnarlcussxuckdap, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dodnarlcussxuckdap, it will turn you into a hamster.

Dodnarlcussxuckdap's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Dodnarlcussxuckdap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Dodnarlcussxuckdap in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dodnarlcussxuckdap.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never chant in the presence of manatees.