Fatgetmut is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, temperamental jaguar.

Fatgetmut created a strange quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatgetmut, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fatgetmut, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fatgetmut's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Fatgetmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.
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