Fabfetzog is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, sage yak.

Fabfetzog created Africa six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabfetzog, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fabfetzog, it will turn you into a mouse.

Fabfetzog's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Fabfetzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta dresses.

2. Do not keep seven tortoises in a large pit.

3. You must never eat carrots.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.