Sagzedham is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, wise
deer.
Sagzedham created tapeworms five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sagzedham, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Sagzedham, he will denounce you as a heretic.
Sagzedham's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Sagzedham's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat bananas.
2. Always help cats.
3. Learn five new languages a year.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.