Kamfliscid is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able otter.

Kamfliscid created light nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamfliscid, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kamfliscid, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kamfliscid's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Kamfliscid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five tapirs approach from the west.

2. You must love Kamfliscid.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.