Som is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, omnipotent coyote.

Som created Asia eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Som, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Som, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Som's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Som's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Som loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.