Quagfidtarphub is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, astonishing troll.

Quagfidtarphub created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Quagfidtarphub, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Quagfidtarphub, it will strike you with lightening.

Quagfidtarphub's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Quagfidtarphub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots.

2. Always help sick swans.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about bacteria.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Quagfidtarphub in the centre of the settlement.