Dumkarrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonest hedgehog.

Dumkarrutt created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumkarrutt, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dumkarrutt, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dumkarrutt's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dumkarrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink tapirs, for they are unholy.

2. Dumkarrutt must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Dumkarrutt loves voles, so they must be respected.