Budtigkop is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciless dragonfly.

Budtigkop created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Budtigkop, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Budtigkop, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Budtigkop's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Budtigkop's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always help monkeys in need.

5. Feed all hungry turtles.