Negbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, unthinking dolphin.

Negbiss created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negbiss, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Negbiss, he will turn you into a rock.

Negbiss' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Negbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt nematodes.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Hide if five mice approach from the south.

5. Erect four titanium sculptures of Negbiss on top of important buildings.