Bifcadrill is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless
pig.
Bifcadrill created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bifcadrill, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Bifcadrill, he will think nothing of it.
Bifcadrill's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Bifcadrill's Holy Commandments1. Always wear turquoise.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Always obey Bifcadrill's priests.
4. Worship no other gods but Bifcadrill.
5. Bifcadrill loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.