Bifcadrill is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless pig.

Bifcadrill created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bifcadrill, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bifcadrill, he will think nothing of it.

Bifcadrill's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Bifcadrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear turquoise.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always obey Bifcadrill's priests.

4. Worship no other gods but Bifcadrill.

5. Bifcadrill loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.