Fidvonkbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, blissful turtle.

Fidvonkbeg created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Fidvonkbeg, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fidvonkbeg, he will send you a sign.

Fidvonkbeg's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Fidvonkbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fidvonkbeg's priests.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not eat pineapples.

4. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.