Koplitmap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, capable cobra.

Koplitmap created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Koplitmap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Koplitmap, it will make you grow a tail.

Koplitmap's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Koplitmap's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Do not keep three foxes in a large pit.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always obey Koplitmap's priests.