Shavlistkemdin is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, unselfish
chicken.
Shavlistkemdin created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Shavlistkemdin, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Shavlistkemdin, it will destroy your home solar system.
Shavlistkemdin's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Shavlistkemdin's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
2. Shavlistkemdin must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Never talk about squirrels.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.
5. Run away if eight eagles approach from the north.