Shavlistkemdin is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unselfish chicken.

Shavlistkemdin created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavlistkemdin, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Shavlistkemdin, it will destroy your home solar system.

Shavlistkemdin's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Shavlistkemdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Shavlistkemdin must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about squirrels.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

5. Run away if eight eagles approach from the north.