Misrillkin is a god.
She takes the form of a slender, proud
scorpion.
Misrillkin created snails four million years ago.
If you believe in
Misrillkin, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Misrillkin, she will denounce you as a heretic.
Misrillkin's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Misrillkin's Holy Commandments1. Misrillkin loves rats, so they must be respected.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Never write about bacteria.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.