Misrillkin is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, proud scorpion.

Misrillkin created snails four million years ago.

If you believe in Misrillkin, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Misrillkin, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Misrillkin's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Misrillkin's Holy Commandments

1. Misrillkin loves rats, so they must be respected.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never write about bacteria.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.