Hunsisvig is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awe-inspiring jaguar.

Hunsisvig created a top quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Hunsisvig, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hunsisvig, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Hunsisvig's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Hunsisvig's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always help mites in need.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
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