Hunfemcad is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, witless dragonfly.

Hunfemcad created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunfemcad, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hunfemcad, it will not invite you to parties.

Hunfemcad's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Hunfemcad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet mites for they are unholy.

2. Erect nine iron sculptures of Hunfemcad on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about optics.

5. Do not drink alcohol.