Miltapspag is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, resourceful cobra.

Miltapspag created a bottom quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miltapspag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Miltapspag, it will come to you in dreams.

Miltapspag's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Miltapspag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three silver sculptures of Miltapspag on top of important buildings.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Hide if four foxes approach from the west.