Jinshavfub is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, temperamental dragon.

Jinshavfub created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinshavfub, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jinshavfub, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jinshavfub's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Jinshavfub's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Run away from purple shrews, for they are unholy.