Jinshavfub is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, temperamental
dragon.
Jinshavfub created the solar system five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Jinshavfub, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Jinshavfub, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Jinshavfub's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Jinshavfub's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Run away from purple shrews, for they are unholy.