Natmigyik is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, loving wolf.

Natmigyik created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Natmigyik, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Natmigyik, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Natmigyik's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Natmigyik's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Run away if seven dolphins approach from the south.

3. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Natmigyik in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. You must never eat nuts.