Tunnuttgub is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witless swallow.

Tunnuttgub created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunnuttgub, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tunnuttgub, she will cry a lot.

Tunnuttgub's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Tunnuttgub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Rats are not to be trusted.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Tunnuttgub in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Always stare at clouds.
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