Nuttfaslip is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, unthoughtful
gerbil.
Nuttfaslip created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.
If you believe in
Nuttfaslip, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Nuttfaslip, it will send you a sign.
Nuttfaslip's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.
Nuttfaslip's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Do not hurt goats.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nuttfaslip.
5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.