Rapfebcudbaparmmon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, thoughtless hedgehog.

Rapfebcudbaparmmon created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapfebcudbaparmmon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rapfebcudbaparmmon, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Rapfebcudbaparmmon's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Rapfebcudbaparmmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan corsets.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Rapfebcudbaparmmon on top of important buildings.