Litwegbab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonest dryad.

Litwegbab created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Litwegbab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Litwegbab, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Litwegbab's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Litwegbab's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never hurt doves.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Litwegbab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think ill of sick birds.

5. Respect your elders.