Jatfodgundubcepnegjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, narcissistic wombat.

Jatfodgundubcepnegjarn created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jatfodgundubcepnegjarn, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jatfodgundubcepnegjarn, he will be very unhappy.

Jatfodgundubcepnegjarn's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Jatfodgundubcepnegjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry goats.

2. Jatfodgundubcepnegjarn must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Do not speak about nuts.