Pidcutwot is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciless
aardvark.
Pidcutwot created life five million years ago.
If you believe in
Pidcutwot, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Pidcutwot, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Pidcutwot's most sacred site is Burras in England.
Pidcutwot's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Put Pidcutwot first in all things.
5. Never think about solid mechanics near moths while wearing black trousers and balancing five copper spheres on your legs.