Wapfomleg is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, quiet
unicorn.
Wapfomleg created Africa nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Wapfomleg, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Wapfomleg, it will torture you forever.
Wapfomleg's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Wapfomleg's Holy Commandments1. Never sit near cats.
2. Never talk about dark matter near snails while wearing gray corsets.
3. Never talk about quantum mechanics.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.
5. Do not commit murder.