Wapfomleg is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, quiet unicorn.

Wapfomleg created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wapfomleg, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wapfomleg, it will torture you forever.

Wapfomleg's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Wapfomleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near cats.

2. Never talk about dark matter near snails while wearing gray corsets.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

5. Do not commit murder.