Kencuntom is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, merciful meerkat.

Kencuntom created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kencuntom, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kencuntom, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Kencuntom's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Kencuntom's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Always obey Kencuntom's priests.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.