Hogcadcet is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, fast badger.

Hogcadcet created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Hogcadcet, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hogcadcet, he will turn you into a plant.

Hogcadcet's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Hogcadcet's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dolphins.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Retreat if three frogs approach from the south.

5. Never mention monkeys.