Gudpasdit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, calm cat.

Gudpasdit created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gudpasdit, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gudpasdit, he will turn you into a slug.

Gudpasdit's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Gudpasdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never hurt horses.

5. Always look after injured goats.