Dagrulyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, awesome lizard.

Dagrulyarp created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagrulyarp, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dagrulyarp, she will not care.

Dagrulyarp's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Dagrulyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not eat melons.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. You must love Dagrulyarp.

5. Never eat green fruit.