Nurlgeppan is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, wise yak.

Nurlgeppan created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlgeppan, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nurlgeppan, it will jump up and down on your head.

Nurlgeppan's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Nurlgeppan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange cats, for they are unholy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nurlgeppan.

3. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

4. Hide if four badgers approach from the east.

5. Pray towards the north.