Fenraphud is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, capable unicorn.

Fenraphud created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenraphud, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fenraphud, it will turn you into a duck.

Fenraphud's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Fenraphud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fenraphud.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never eat melons.