Sandnakmet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, bad-tempered mole.

Sandnakmet created a top quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sandnakmet, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sandnakmet, it will be very unhappy.

Sandnakmet's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Sandnakmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Do not covet oxen.