Habpompop is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, caring snail.

Habpompop created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habpompop, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Habpompop, he will make you grow a tail.

Habpompop's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Habpompop's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never sit near sheep.